Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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