I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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