also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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