No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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