Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
