guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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