I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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