I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I wear drunk well.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize