There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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