how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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