he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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