I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Drunk is not a location!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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