You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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