He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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