She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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