You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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