THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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