A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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