so explain again why im purple
no
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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