people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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