I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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