There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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