My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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