So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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