Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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