just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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