doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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