if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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