So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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