I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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