You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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