Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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