i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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