New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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