Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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