How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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