god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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