Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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