i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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