i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
