with your own penis?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize