Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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