we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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