Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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