READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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