We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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