I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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