We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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