I love black thongs
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize