I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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