No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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