So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
