Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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