Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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