That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Is it penis luge time yet?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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