she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
So here I am, sexting at work.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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